June 19, 2017
World Sauntering Day

BIRTHDAYS

Moe Howard 1897
Pauline Kael 1919
Nancy Marchand 1928

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*06/16/17 Travel Midwest: Explore the heartland.
*06/14/17 Autre: A manual for culture.
06/09/17 Chap: Expand your mind, refine your wardrobe.
*06/07/17 Classfare: Semi-annual.
06/07/17 Sunday Girl: Fashion magazine for intellectual girls. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Naked mole rats are neither moles nor rats but are more closely related to guinea pigs, which are neither pigs or from Guinea.
— June BBC Science Focus

The great white shark can have up to 300 teeth in its mouth at one time.
— Shark Week presents Sharks The Definitive Handbook

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

WOMAN ATTACKED BY SHARK – IN A HOTEL SWIMMING POOL!

1.1 MILLION STOP TO SEE WORLD’S LARGEST DUCK CALL EACH YEAR

THE HOSPITALITY KILLER ALWAYS LEAVES A MINT ON THE PILLOW NEXT TO HIS VICTIM

NEAR-BANKRUPT DEPT. STORE CHAIN HATCHES A PLAN TO TURN IT ALL AROUND: SELL FIDGET SPINNERS!

OHIO MAN HAS BEEN EERILY STARING OUT HIS FRONT WINDOW FOR FIVE YEARS

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Dachshunds wish they were taller.

Fictitious Customer of the Week
O. Temille Raisincookie